Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

Meanocked

When a sexual receiver is so disappointed with the length, girth and scent of their partners penis..... almost to the extent that they haven't a clue that they'd ever engaged.

"She was dying for a real good towelling last night but after being 'Meanocked' instead of fucked stupid, she plunged herself cockeyed with a range of vegetables again"