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The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts
Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages
25π 9π
Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am
10π 26π
during a DP session, where the sacks of the two guys hit each other
Dude, how do you fancy a sandbagging session with Marjorie on Saturday?
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Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it
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When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field
Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"
6π 9π
A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
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The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.
That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out
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