Clamburgular

The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.

"Hey are we inviting marty out with us tonight?"
"Na man, hes a clamburgular"

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Porklift

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

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Cumbrero

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)

::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"

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Compass

Noun-

1. The mixture of semen (Cum) and urine (Piss) that exits the penis after sexual intercourse. This whitish discharge is often the opening act for a golden shower.
2. The abundance of cum that exits the penis after extended intercourse

Raigen- "Yea, ohh yea, ride me!!"
Storm- "Im gunna compass!! OMGGGGGG!"
Raigen- "Wow. Get me a towel. WTF."

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Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

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GPOS

The nickname used when your GPS (Global Positioning System) takes you to the wrong place.

"Ughh I'm going to be late for the interview b.c if this freakin GPOS

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Ketchup Sweat

The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.

Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"

(5 minutes later)

Waiter- "How does it taste...?"

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