Hornyness

When horny, non-native people try to write 'horniness' and fail miserably.

Tim: My hornyness is reaching sky
Jessica: You mean horniness?
Tim: Wait, it isn't with a y?
Jessica: Your stupid
Tim: You're*

NPC Mode

When your brain goes slim when gaming when you thought you died, but you didn't, usually in multiplayer games

Welp, I'm dead
*stops attacking enemies or healing*
Wait, I'm alive?!
*Dies*
Dude, I just went NPC mode there