her aim

Is getting better

Me: "HEY, wanna here a joke?"
Me: "My ex wife still misses me"
Me: "BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
Me: "get it? It's funny because marriage is horrible"

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Omelanda

A pronunciation of the name "Homelander" by an angry Australian man.

Butcher: Oi oi oi, hughie, Omelanda done killed me wife and took me bloody son.

Hughie: Fabulous.