Dirty Ezra

The act of cumming into a lava lamp and keeping it your room as an ornament. After you have done that, you have to go to any landmark you want and you gotta wipe your dick on it and take it on camera. You have to do this at least three times so you have enough photos to decorate your room. So now when a friend comes over you can show off your room decor.

Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!