Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.

Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!

Soggy Chip

When you wipe some chips across a moist minge to get a fish and chip taste.

(Chip: Noun British English. Pronounced Ch-ip not crisps)

Mate i want a reyt good chippy, but im skint.
Go ask yer lass fer a soggy chip mate.

sick cunt what a great idea.

Cat-Erotica

i is when you have a pair of cat ears up on top and a tail inserted in your butt. you meow, scratch and his. even piss on the human you own.

Perv number 1: "I heard Dani is into Cat-erotica."
Perv number 2: "I wanna see both her cat ears, if you know what I mean."