Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

October 9

People born on this day have up to a 10 inch cock. Minimum 8.

“Damn this bitch born on October 9 at 2:32 am in St. Luke’s hospital in Tempe, Arizona, he must have a 10 inch cock minimum 8.”

8👍 3👎