bricks

When you cum in a persons mouth.

from scene in Clerks II. when Randal and a lord of the rings movie fanatic discuss the horrible LOTR movies.

Randal - And what's with that gay fucking look, I thought Sam was going to saunter over Froto and suck his fucking cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

LOTR Fan - Hey faggot, Sam and Froto aren't gay! They're hobbits!

Randal - And then after the Froto and Sam suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks in Froto's mouth.

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mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

MiFi

MiFi stands for "my Wi-Fi" and is pronounced as "my-Fi."

MiFi is a portable broadband wireless device that combines functions of a router, modem and access point usually about the size of a credit card.

Also known as a personal hotspot. MiFi was designed to simplify setting up of small local area networks (LAN), or an ad-hoc network. MiFi devices support up to five users and can also network Wi-Fi-capable devices including cell phones, digital cameras, notebooks, MP3 players and gaming systems. A MiFi device gets Internet connection almost anywhere with cellular connectivity.

I just got a MiFi hook up and it works great.

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