duck buttah

Fictional substance when you just don't know what the hell it is.. An exclamation to confuse the hell out of people at the mall who think you said something really bad. The unwashed stuff on teeth, or nether regions

the guy removed her panties and exclaimed "DUCK BUTTAH!" to embarrass his girl, But she yelled DICK CHEESE, and it was true!

tackle-grub

The friend who has NO Fishing tackle of his own or too cheap to pitch in, yet digs in everyone's gear/lures/bait...then loses it.

The tackle-grub just lost the 20 dollar lure my kid gave me before he died!