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Almost stopped breathing from laughing.
Reaction after reading:
... after downing a 1.5L blueberry Slurpee from 7/11. There was about 2 seconds of sheer panic as I stared at the slowly listing green submarine that launched from my bowels until I remembered the slurpee.
ASBL!
A mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise
Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!
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