Tan Queen

A girl who uses fake tan far too much, and takes it way too seriously. The phrase "she looks like she's been tangoed!" is a common description.
Girls often fake tan far too much with the intenton of looking more tanned and beautiful than they actually are, but take it too far and end up looking more like they've been doused in gravy.

That Tan Queen is San Tropez to the max! You'd swear she'd been Tangoed!

Ahh, Bisto.

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BTR

BTR: A type of slap, usually performed in a swift, powerful motion; and of the Backhand Method. Stands for Back To Reality. Used to combat delusion.

That Tan Queen needs a BTR because she thinks she is a princess; whereas in reality she is a chavvy slag.

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