Punggol

Noun. It describes a residential town that was built with little consideration of humans - first floor of estates for cars with no sidewalks, 10 lanes of car traffic at every turn. Crossing the street? Climb flights of stairs. No shopping streets, few local shops except a town centre. Town connected by a Gadgetbahn LRT. Best part of all? 60km/h deemed safe as school zones for children.

Did you see what our urban planners are going to do to Kangkar and Paris? They're going to turn it into a Punggol!