Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

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sit it out son

The moment your father realizes you suck at sports, and probably will tell you later go get some pussy, be a man.

Matthew!

WHaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTEEE?????

sit it out son

*sitsdown*

-_-

*2hourslaterathome*

Go get some pussy, your dicks gonna grow, I'll test you on the field in 3 days.