pitchfork in the saddle

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

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Cincinnati flip flop

To change an opinion from a believable one to one that does not make sense

Jack: I used to think that the government should lower taxes because it would help economic growth. But now I think that the government should increase taxes to subsidize anti-zombie technology.

John: Thats a cincinnati flip flop

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A Nervous Tyler

A glass of ginger ale and two alka-seltzer. Used to calm the nerves.

I had a upset stomach so I drank a Nervous Tyler

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An Uncle Louie

A code word used to convey the desire to escape an awkward social situation.

Jack and Jill go to a party together. Jack wishes to leave with Jill due to an awkward encounter with a transvestite at the party.

Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.

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