Amanda

Amanda, a name commonly encountered in hippy-archaeology settings as well as among clans that revel in nature themed journeys, is loosely translated to mean, "one who wears steel-toed-boots." It is thought to have been derived from an exclamation by Justin Bieber who encountered the first legendary Amanda trekking through the Canadian Rocky Mountains. Enchanted by her ferociousness and beauty, his hanging jaw managed to spew out three syllables: "Ahhhhhh-man-DUHHHH?" A little known fact is that, struck by an epiphany from the light reflecting off of the first Amanda’s boots, Justin was infected with “Bieber-Fever” and hasn’t stopped moving since.

Imma name my lil girl Amanda. I feed her dirt for breakfast and her toenails shine like she tripped on a molten steel puddle. Her momma saw her munchin on a mud clump the other day and was like, 'Baby, baby, baby, NOOOooo!'

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