banana trap

(n.) A woman's vagina.

- "I ain't seen my cousin in damn near a month."
- "What's he got a girlfriend er somepin'?"
- "Yeah, and he be twenty-four-seven all up in dat banana trap!"

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ass bypass

(n) - A route from the entrance of a nightclub to the bar which circumvents the major concentration of the establishment's female patrons, usually taken unwittingly.

Calvin: Let's get a drink, nigga. Come on.
Leon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, nigga! Whatchu goin' dat way fo'? You tryin' to take me on an ass bypass? Bitches all be dis way. Follow me, nigga.

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shoulder rub

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.

-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"

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rapeway

A man-made, open-air passageway, usually dimly lit, that appears to have been designed for the sole purpose of hosting a rape.

-"Follow me. I know a short cut to get to the porno theater."
-"Wait, you mean through there?"
-"Yeah, what are you, chicken?"
-"No, I just don't want to get raped, and that damp alley is a total rapeway."
-"Suit yourself. I'm not missing the previews."

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sweet piece

(n.) An example of something so good it verges on the sexual.

-Yo, did you hear Fatty just bought himself a certified pre-owned 2007 Z4?
-Dawg, that right there's a sweet piece.