spicebag

A piece of cuisine that captures the essence of God. Originating from Asian fast-food shops in Ireland, it consists of chips/fries (chunky fuckers, not McDonald's stuff) with salt, chili, chopped vegetables like bell peppers and similar stuff. Some places put in fried chicken as well.

I'd commit a genocide for a spicebag right now

Katie

The name that an Irish parent gives their daughter if they want to condemn her to prostitution, stripping and being a slut.

Sean: Hey Ben, I just got a blowjob from Katie at a Halloween party!
Ben: Man, that’s not an achievement. Katie’s a total slut.

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Suckuke

To suckuke someone is to forget how far down on a guy's cock you are sucking and letting it go down your throat and you end up puking on his cock, ballsack, legs and the surface he was resting on.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how’d it go with the party last night?
Guy 2: Katie started sucking my dick but ending up suckuking all over me.
Guy 1: Bummer, dude. No won likes a suckuke.