sqwaddle

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

Shrinkies

Another word for little people.
From the show New Girl and Said by Winston

So I can't call little people shrinkies?

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