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when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
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the unlucky occurance of your cup running away or dumping it's contents in your lap to make it appear you have urinated.
Tim: let's go buy some lemonade from the neighbor kids stand.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.
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Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
when a man refuse to wash his swamp balls and a soapy substance forms and solidifies into nasty clump of dick cacoon
His junk was so nasty it hung from his taint like a bowling ball of wang wax
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the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.