Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

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Bussin

A contemporary slang adjective used exclusively by autistic teenagers with broccoli-shaped haircuts to describe something as "good" or "awesome", generally invoving food.

*setting: special olympics cafeteria*
Brayson: "Damn did you try the spaghetti yet?? Shit is bussin!!"
Braxton: "Fr no cap?? SHEEEEEEEESH finna cop. Respectfully"

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Sunny Day

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, and then immediately urinating all over their face to mix with the semen.

The warmth of the semen and urine feels similar to closing your eyes and basking in the sun on a nice day.

Amanda: WoW Jesse, your skin is glowing today! What's your secret?!

Jesse: Oh, Kevin gave me a sunny day last night, and I've never felt better!

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