Egoseismic

The belief that your location directly effects the locations of earthquakes throughout the world

Link: I think that us moving out to California caused the Earthquakes to stop
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking there

Antiegoseismic

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking