An girl (unwed) who is or was pregnant before marriage
"hey up preggers, lad. Looking forward to the wedding?"
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When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
Acronym for 'Coming From Behind To Commence The Fucking'.
Vigorous, consenting, surprise sex from the rear.
Can also be used as an empty threat from one man to another.
âItâs me and Kellyâs 3 year anniversary tomorrowâ
âwhat gift you getting her?â
ânothing, I was thinking of CFBTCTF like the good old daysâ
âdonât be a dick â if you keep this up Iâm going to CFBTCTFâ
When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"
"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
When you say your goodbyes on a telephone call, then you suddenly remember you had something else to say and re-ignite the conversation.
1) "ok mate, take care, speak to you soon, bye....oh wait! Did I tell you about...."
2) Dude 1: "Man, I'm so tired today, I was on the phone to Michelle last night"
Dude 2: "Till what time?"
Dude 1: "Well we said goodnight at about 11pm, but we Afterbye'd till gone midnight!"
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The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.
When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"
Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
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