Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.

Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.