Short-ist

n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.

Whatever you do don't visit Fisherman's Wharf. It's full of Short-ists.

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No Buener

n: Not a good idea but a total must.

n: A terrible act that's also awesome.

I hooked up with the hottest chick in the world last night but she had a boyfriend. It was a total No Buener.