Gunt

Noun. Occurs when a woman is so large that an overhang of the gut conceals the private area of said woman.

Joe(eating): Oh, Jesus. Look at that Gunt!

Bob(choking): Thanks. Now I can't finish my double-pounder.

Joe: She'll probably finish it off for you.

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Gick

Noun. An occurrence similar to a Gunt whereby a male's genitalia are concealed by an overhanging gut.

Bob: Whoa. Check that gick out!

Joe: When do you think the last time he's seen his junk?

Bob: Wonder how he pees...

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