zettaslow

1) Used to establish intellectual superiority.

2) Used to insult someone's physical speed.

3) Used to insult someone's inability to process information.

Person A: "Damn man, wait for me!"

Person B: "Well it's not my fault you're so zettaslow!"

paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.

"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."