Kitchenlessness

A person or family who have no kitchen to store & prepare their food.

Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.

Well at least they have a place to sleep even though technically, without a kitchen they are kitchenless which means they will be suffering in a state of kitchenlessness.

Even-chilled

Someone who has a steady temperament without many highs or lows in general. They can stay calm cool and collected under times of excitement or stress. An alternative term for even-keeled.

It has been a pleasure working with you and I gotta say... overall you are even-chilled!

zero-day

in software, an app or a game made available before the actual official release date.

That group just cracked and released that new game, so it is still considered zero-day warez.

Caravanner

One who owns a customized recreational vehicle suitable as a living space and is used to travel often or perhaps even a primary residence. This can be a motor home, RV, caravan, 5th wheel camper trailer or cargo van. Similar to a Vanner, a CaraVanner usually infers bigger than a standard van although definitely includes vans, small vans and even tiny camping trailers.

Their customized rig, which they live in has USB charging ports, bluetooth, LED widescreen, solar panels on top, power invertors and gas powered generators, a wine fridge and a theatre-grade sound system, custom paint job and satellite internet service... Just like a true caravanner should!