turtle face

Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.

Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"

Turtle face: "Bizarro!"

Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"

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porcupine's balls

They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"

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humiliation

When one rox0rz another, brutally and extensively, through the use of a bladed instrument, usually a knife.

"HUMILIATION!" (hear sounds)

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