Offense

Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)