Sharpy

A piece of snot in your nose that you cultivate, usually whilst in the Australian outback or somehwere with exceptionally high amounts of dust which soon becomes a hard stalactite-like beast that typically stabs your nostril when you flare or aqueexe your nostrils.

Once picked they can be used in competitions to see who has lasted the longest with their sharpy.

"I gotta get this sharpy out, feels like a katana in my nostril"

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