Sexting

When a guy and a girl send dirty text messages back and forth to eachother. Pictures may also be included, but only if you're lucky.

Guy: I wanna fuck you so bad right now
Girl: Oh same here...How are you gonna do it?
Guy: Well first i would......
Girl: Oh yes! keep talkin.

When can we stop Sexting, and just have real sex?

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Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

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