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The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.
When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.
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The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.
Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.
A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.
Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.
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The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts. Derived from the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac, taken from the snow-covered hills reference in the line, "I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'til the landslide brought it down."
Joan really likes getting a landslide to round out a good, hard sexual encounter.
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