Carl

Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)

Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!

Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!

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those walls

(Noun)
The walls inside a woman's vagina.

1. Last night, I got all up in those walls.
2. Damn! Those walls look fine!
3. Those walls smell like sardines.
4. No one, wants to get in those walls

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Grass-eater

A person who beliefs that being a vegetarian is morally superior.
And tries to shame anyone who likes meat.

Look at this grass-eater, acting all High and mighty.

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