Paris

1.) First thing that comes to mind is hot naked women sunning themselves on the beach, gay artist dudes and dudettes in black berets, souless mimes, cigarettes and sex.

2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!

3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.

Boy: Mom..I'm through with school! I have a dream! A dream that can only be expressed through-
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?


Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?

Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!

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