plplplplplplp

“Plplplplplplp” is the sound your buns would make going down a slide if your crack was vertical.

You: im going down a slide
Your bun crack that is vertical: plplplplplplp

food is life

Food is life. That’s all you need to know.
I’m quite disappointed that you didn’t know this already.

Person: this food is life
God: I know right
Person: I want to have this everyday forever
God: granted

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veganophobe

A word inspired by That Vegan Teacher; meaning anyone who doesn’t support veganism.

Nicole is such a veganophobe.