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An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:
- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you
Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!
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Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
A phrase generally used for one of your friends when referring to them for a variety of reasons.
A versatile phrase as well that can be used to describe a person that is a worthless, low life waste of good oxygen.
Matt you are such a fuck up you are basically nothing but shit with feet. Just kill yourself!
A mastubation apparatus constructed by male inmates out of a plastic bag, a towel and some Vaseline. The towel is wrapped in a cylindrical form and the plastic bag is used to line the inside and the vaseline is the lubricant.
I'm pissed I left my susie in my cell and i think pookie borrowed dat shit so nows i gots to throws it out!! Pookie gots crabs.
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