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To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.
The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.
I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.
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Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.
That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
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(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.
1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)
4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.
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The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know
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An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
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