dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

Kailey

The craziest bat shit midget you’ll meet. Stupid micro person who’ll whore out to anyone after 1 beer.

Person 1: there’s Kailey.
Person 2: she been drinking?
Person 1: yep!
Person 3: she gonna get an ass fucking like you wouldn’t believe.
Person 1: lmao

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