Mahlia

Mahlia is hot. Let’s just say it. She will never be the most popular, but if you get to know her you’ll fall in love straight away. She is funny, kind, caring, sexy, beautiful, loving, strong, independent and amazing in bed (from my experience, she will always find a way to spice things up). If you date her she will love you with all her heart and she will only break up with you if you’re an asshole. She will be your best friend and your worst enemy and she will love you forever. She will talk shit about you behind your back because she does it to everyone. Even her closest friends. She is hiding at least 1 huge secret from everyone in your life, especially her closest friends. If you piss her off, she will put you in your place with logic and a hint of bitchiness. But overall NEVER make the mistake like I did and break up with her. Mahlia, I hope you see this and I really hope you reconsider marrying me. I love you.

“Mahlia, will you marry me?”
“Yes!”

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”