dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

7👍 2👎

Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

38👍 14👎

besty

A shorter word for best friend

You are now my besty!

365👍 156👎

The Mono

The Mono is the dance the girls do in the Right Thurr video not mortuary.

1👍 4👎

Penis

Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything

meh penis

5👍 14👎

Lil Fizz

Lil fizz is my man!!!!!! He is the best of the rest. He is the definition of cute, irrisitable, hot, great smile, can dance, and everything else(THAT IS GOOD) you can think of!!!! I love you lil fizz.

Lil fizz is what a girl wants. Lil fizz is what I want.

24👍 11👎

taf

taf is ghetto for rad.

"we go get some cran, taf?"

3👍 37👎