NCAA

Not Caring At All

I am NCAA about the game today.

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schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

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magnet

a kid who is enrolled in a magnet program, usually bogged down with piles upon piles of work in science, math and the like. Rarely has a chance to be social due to 'too much homework.'

Nick Wolf is a magnet student.

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fangina

fanny-vagina...ahhh see what i did there, its like fangita but nicer

"oi you wanna see my fangina?" she said

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obliviate

Originating from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Obliviate is a term meaning 'forget'. Obliviate is a memory charm, resulting in the erasure of the recipients memory. Now it is used as a verb, such as

'I obliviated my math homework at home'

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Fallatio

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...

I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.

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eduardo

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

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