Herple

1. A herple is a person with herpies. It is a combination or the words "herpes" and "people".

2. A derogatory term or insult, implying that someone has herpes or is otherwise ill or unclean due to promiscuity.

3. A word that rhymes with purple

Oi you fuckin' herple get away from me, we all know where you've been

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Elephant Fisting

An act of fisting, in which the the fister has unusually large hands and puts a large portion of both of their arms into he fistee, and the fistee leans forward makign elephant sounds.

Named because it looks like when someone is birthing an elephant baby, and they have to really reach in there to get it.

Zac: Beth's playing hard to get, how can I get her to notice me?

Joe: Why don't you give her a bit of the old elephant fisting?

Zac: Nah we've already done that, and all it got me was a wink and a brown stain up to my shoulders.

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Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

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