busted butter

When you soil your undergarments due to intense ejaculation

I got run to the restroom Steve, I think I just busted butter

Poblanos

Rolls of fat, usually love handles, that can be eaten if fried

Hector looks like he’s lost a couple pounds, the Garcia’s must be having poblanos for lunch

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Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”

anglosplain

When an English speaker tries to teach Spanish grammar/vocabulary to a native Spanish speaker, usually by correcting their speech

Wow, he spends 2 months in Spain and he’s already anglosplaining to us.

Josh

The type of guy that asks to hang out with you, but doesn’t say anything or contribute to the group at all

Wow, Jeremy was really a Josh when he came up for the pre game

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.