When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.
I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom
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When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.
Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!
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