Squonky

An adjective used to describe something squishy, loveable, cuddleable or all in all positive. Usually used to refer to squishy chubby cute animals, this term is the highest compliment and must be earned. Only the squonky understand the true nature of being squonky.

A: You still buy stuffed animals? How old are you again?

B: I'll have you know my Garfield plush is incredibly squonky. You, sir/madam/dum-dum, are not squonky. Please get out of my line of site and step in a puddle with your socks on.

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Scoobywuffer

A 'Scoobywuffer' is a term used to get people to look up stupid shit in the Urban Dictionary and to waste their time. It is a nonsense term with absolutely no meaning.

Wade: Hey, Lena, go look up 'Scoobywuffer' in the Urban Dictionary!
Lena: Okay!
*A little while later*
Lena: Damn, you really Scoobywuffered me. That's cold, man.

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