Copenhaver

A Copenhaver is a man that leaves his whole family for a fat Mexican lady that got plastic surgery to become skinny.

Me: Hey did you leave your family for a fat Mexican lady?
Random Guy: Yes I did why?
Me: HAHAHA THAT MAKES YOU A COPENHAVER!

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Roach

Every roach in the world wants to meet one person, a boy/girl named Morgan. Cause every Morgan I meet is deathly afraid of roaches

Girl: is that a roach?

Morgan: WHAT WHERE, KILL IT!