Joe

A fucking Legnedary Name, If your name is Joe, you must be the sexiest person alive, your last name is most likely Mama though

Fat Ass: Hey kid do you know who Joe is?

Me: Who’s Joe?

Fat Kid: Joe Mama

Me: Ha ha I’m an Orphan Nigga

April 20, 4:20, 2020

On this day it’s

1. 4 20
2. One of the only days ever to exist that will have four twenty’s on 4 20
3. Hitlers birthday

Nibba 1: What are you doing tomorrow at 4:20?

Nibba 2: Look at what day it is tomorrow it’s gonna be April 20, 4:20, 2020

10👍 1👎

Jaqavious

Jaqavious is a legend, he gets so much ass, he eats good on both sides of the bed and he can control is nut

Jaqavious is also another word for “God” so therefore he is a legend

Superstraight

Superstraight basically means you are heterosexual, but you only date the opposite gender who was biologically born that gender, and is also heterosexual.

I hate transgender fags, therefore I’m Superstraight.

4👍 7👎

Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.