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morning breakfast

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

by Suijen September 14, 2005

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facs

Acronym for Fuck Ass Cunt Shit!

Hey dumbass, you know that omelette you're eating?

Yeah?

It's my morning breakfast.

Zomg, FACS!!

by Suijen March 31, 2006

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tai chi

Tai Chi Chuan, also known as Taijiquan, is translated to Supreme Ultimate Fist which is a type of Chinese martial art that was originally used the in imperial Chinese military. It can also be used as a transitive verb as an action onto which one was beaten by Tai-chi.

Jet Li, in Tai-Chi master, Tai-chi'd the hell out of everyone.

by Suijen June 1, 2005

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Hamgasm

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

by Suijen May 23, 2007

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slan

Slan is a fictional character from the manga, Berserk. She one of the five God Hands, and a sexy succbus as well.

"Humans are such strange creatures"

by Suijen May 29, 2005

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cranberry sauce

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.

The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.

by Suijen September 27, 2006

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