Yanni

Yanni is an Interent phenomenom and King of the Incels. When he's not sticking his massive chin into his Groanma, he is sitting on a sheath of corn. Yanni hates all women, but wno't admit he is homosexual. His hovel is full of second hand guitars. He thinks he's American, even though he has a Greek name.

Yanni loves himself some corn dick, he's such a crush pump.